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Struggling to think of what to do this weekend? Don't worry, Teddington Nub News has you covered with some of our top picks!

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Belly Laugh Barn Comedy Night

Thursday 26 March, Hampton Hub Club, 8pm - 10.30pm.

Belly Laugh Barn Comedy Club is back at the Hampton Hub!

After our sold-out show last Christmas, they're returning with an even bigger lineup…

Headlining is Emmanuel Sonubi, seen on Live at the Apollo, QI, Have I Got News for You and The Weakest Link. A two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee whose hit hour-long show is currently selling out internationally.

Joining the lineup is Madaline Brettingham- the winner of the acclaimed So You Think You're Funny? Award, Hasan Al-Habib- BBC New Comedy Awards nominee, Raymond and Mr. Timpkins- comedy double act legends (retiring this April!), Lucas Jones Ho- Comedy Store gong show winner and Enrico Touché an international cabaret and clown artist.

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Ted's Market

Saturday 28 March, The King's Head pub carpark, 9.30am - 1.30pm.

Shini is back from @neighboursbakery with caramelised onion & sausage rolls, brown butter sourdough cookies and cheese scones. Aixa from @culynart brings all of her Spanish bakes and cakes, and also we welcome Isle of Wight Tomatoes for the first time! Not just tomatoes, but also sauces, marinades, condiments and jams.

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Disco Soul at Teddington

Friday 27 March, 7.30pm - midnight.

Do you love 70's disco and soul music, with a handful of 60's Motown and maybe a splash of Northern soul thrown in for good measure? If you answer "YES!", put on your boogie shoes, sprinkle disco glitter (not essential but encouraged!) and pop down to Teddington Constitutional Club where DJ's "Disco Sue" and "Markus" will play your favourite songs (on old-school vinyl). Join a friendly (if slightly worn out) crowd reliving their youth, strutting their stuff on the dancefloor, or just sitting with a drink and enjoying the great music.

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Easter Craft

Saturday 28 March, The Elleray Centre, 1.30pm - 3pm.

We'd love for you to join us for a joyful day of creating Easter decorations and spring-themed crafts. Whether you're coming solo, with friends, or bringing your children, you're sure to have a wonderful time. No prior experience is necessary—our workshop is all about having fun, relaxing, and trying something new, even if you haven't done much crafting in a while.

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